College Football Week 11
Week 10 Premium Plays: 3-3 (-1 unit)
Week 10 Leans: 2-2 (even)
Overall Premium Plays: 31-33-2 (-1 unit)
Overall Leans: 22-21-1 (+0.5 units)
Overall Combined Record: 53-54-3 (-0.5 units)
Week 10 Summary: Got absolutely shafted by the longest rain delay in history for that Rice/Navy game. Unreal. When you think about… the kid is heating up.
Week 11 Preview: If anyone is still reading this… you’re in luck. Seeing the slate this week. Boots on the ground in Chicago for the upset of the weekend (Noles over ND). Keeping it short here. Just going to have to trust the kid.
Week 11 Premium Plays:
Iowa/UCLA over 44.5 (1 unit): Iowa can score and UCLA caught lightning the last couple weeks but slow here. Iowa runs a two QB system which I don’t love but they can run it and pass it effectively. They may get this done by themselves.
Pitt -7 vs Virginia (2 units): Bounce back game for the Panthers and Eli Holstein. Virginia is terrible and cant play defense. Pitt airs it out and rolls here. 44-17.
Boise State -24 vs Nevada (2 units): This is another blowout here. Jeanty totaling about 350 on the ground and 4TDS. Nevada ranks 96 in total defense allowing 160 yards on the ground. Wolfpack going to leave Boise, Idaho with their asshole singing opera. Broncos on the blue turf, 52-20.
Indiana -14 vs Michigan(1 unit): Feel more comfortable here without the hook. Obligatory bet on Cignetti and Co. He stood in front of the basketball arena and proclaimed he would beat the breaks off Purdue, Ohio State, and Michigan. Here we go Curt. Rubber going to meet the road. Hoosiers win 31-13.
Navy -3 at USF (2 units): Bounce back spot here for Navy after two nightmare weeks. USF beats bad teams and gets their doors blow off by good teams. Navy is a good team that got absolutely boned by an inside job cloud seeding weather delay in Houston last week manufactured by Russian interference to destroy American support for our troops. Navy gets one back on the Alex Golesh (Russian). 31-20.
Texas -21.5 vs Florida (1 unit): The QB UF pulled off the intramural field ain’t going to fly. Texas rolls. 45-13
BYJew -3 at Utah (2 units): At Utah at night is one of the toughest places to play in CFB. Problem is, they can’t score. BYU has found themselves practicing heresy with member of the Tribe Jake Retzlaff at QB. The offense has a spark and Retzlaff gets it done on the ground and in the air. May be a low scoring affair but the Mormons get it done. BYU 24-10.
Week 11 Leans:
Cuse +2: BC blows moose cock
Ole Miss +3: Lane wins outright
Duke/NC State under 51.5: Despite last week, rock fight here
Wazzout/Utah over 69.5: RIP the pirate
Crazy Uncle Mo has entered the building
Cheers,
W
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