Friends, Readers, and especially Haters, Only a truly catastrophic and life-altering event could have pulled me from my lair to address the masses in the year of 2026. I am currently in a 12-round heavyweight bout with the Parol Evidence Rule and the Erie doctrine, and quite frankly, I am getting my ass kicked. So time is of the essence. Yet here I stand before you all. Of course the reason for my brief return is of no surprise; after battling arch nemesis Mini Michael Kelly

College Football – Week 10 Week 9 Premium Plays Record: 5-1 (+6 units) Week 9 Leans Record: 3-0 (+1.5 units) Overall Premium Plays Record: 22-22-1 (+3 units) Overall Leans Record: 19-25 (-3 units) Overall Combined Record: 41-47-1 (even) S-T-A-T-E of the Union: Norvell fired and an 8-1 week. What a shot of life. Turns out, I do in fact have my finger to the pulse of the SEC. How about that coach fired mid-season trend…. Week 10 Preview: Vegas getting a little too

College Football – Week 9 Week 8 Premium Plays Record: 1-2 (even) Week 8 Leans Record: 2-2 (even) Overall Premium Plays Record: 17-21-1 (-3 units) Overall Leans Record: 16-25 (-4.5 units) Overall Combined Record: 33-46-1 (-7.5 units) S-T-A-T-E of the Union: Flashes of greatness from the kid. Need a big week. Florida State plays football again unfortunately. Week 9 Preview: The SEC has been all over the place in a predictable way this year if that makes any sense